what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
- My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
- Me: I'm SAYIN'.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
Those moments. Those entire nights. You have her all to yourself. She just lies there watching the movie infront of you. Her arms tucked up infront of her. Her hands nestled beneath her head. You watch how her body moves as she breaths. Your eyes roaming all over her skin. Then you touch her, just resting you upon her hip softly. She jumps a little, turns and smiles at you then returns to the film. You feel warm, a blissful feeling as your fingers trip their way over her skin. She purrs and scrunches her shoulders in quiet contentment sensing the movements without watching. Shuffling backward against you, safe, happy, yours
And I don’t know what to do anymore. So i’m going to curl into a tight ball and force myself to go to sleep so I don’t have to deal with it anymore. Yesterday and today have been complete shit and I’m exhausted.